Passive Aggressive Jesus

JC coming to you today with an important note for the Atheist Republic. I’ve heard that the Atheist Republic’s motto is: “we are not afraid.” Well, they are better men than I. Truly and honestly, they are. Because I find the idea of rotting in an
eternal, flaming hell to be a terrifying prospect! Definitely not my idea of a good time. So if the Atheist Republic isn’t afraid, then I’m impressed. I leave you with a quote from Matthew The Son of man – that’s me – shall send forth his angels and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend and them which do iniquity And shall cast them into a furnace of fire there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. That’s all for today. I’m Jesus Christ, signing out.

7 thoughts on “Passive Aggressive Jesus

  1. i dont even…how is this pro atheism? i dont know. but its not like i care anyway. tons of hate is sure to flow.

  2. Shouldn't you look more like Super Mario…after all Jesus was an Arab Jew…not a white 70's rock band member.

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