Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

Oh, thank you. I wish I could just
stay at my old place, but I can’t afford
the new rent. Yeah, moving sucks. You know, strangers
handling your belongings. The movers
always break something. Oh, no, I can’t afford
professional movers. I’m moving myself
this Saturday. [eerie music] Gonna do most
of the small stuff just going back and forth
with my hatchback. [echoing] Do you think you can
borrow your roommate’s van? You can help me
with some of the big stuff? Um…yeah… You know what? I’ve been thinking
a lot lately, and I think we need
to spend some time apart. Not to break up, no. Just, I just–
just some time. Time apart to…
figure ourselves out. And–and then we come
back together stronger, you know? This is coming
out of nowhere. No, it’s not. I’ve–I have tried
to tell you, like, a million
different ways. But you don’t listen. See, that’s the thing, is that you never listen. I don’t need
this time apart for me. I need this time apart
for us. How long do you think
it’s gonna take you to move? Okay, this is about the move. You don’t want
to help me move. Wha–what? I–I would love
to help you move. That’s what boyfriends do. Claire. I just think that
it’s a weird coincidence that you need space right when I’m about to move. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I am so sorry that I didn’t plan
my emotional turmoil around your move. Look at your face, see? And now you’ve assumed
the worst of me, because you do that, and that’s why we need
to spend time apart from each other. That is not fair. Not fair–fair? Babe, all I’m asking for
is 12 lousy hours this Saturday. Okay, fine! “Okay, fine”? We’ll move on Sunday. 48 hours. I don’t know
what I was thinking. 12 hours is nowhere near enough time to do
what I need to do to make
our relationship stronger. See, you got me all… confused. And you know what? I love you,
but I got to get out of here. I can’t–I just can’t–
I don’t– I’m so confused right now. [phone dings] I feel–I can’t think, and the walls
are closing in on me. I just don’t know
what to do. Oh, it’s my landlord. He says he doesn’t want
to lose me as a tenant, so he is not going
to raise my rent. Now I don’t have
to leave my place. And I don’t need
time apart, because we’re perfect
together. Will you marry me? You’re painting
my apartment. Of course I’m painting
your apartment. That’s what boyfriends do. When exactly do you think
that’s gonna happen?

100 thoughts on “Nobody Wants to Help You Move – Key & Peele

  1. "I don't need this time apart for me I need this time apart for us howlongdoyouthinkit'sgonnatakeyoutomove?"

  2. My partner would always break up with me before a gift-giving occasion (xmas, valentine's, bday, etc.). This is so like him.

  3. This is on the level of breaking up before the holidays so you don't have to buy a gift then getting back together afterwards. Had a few homies that ran that game religiously. Lol

  4. I remember when they filmed and edited this. I had a good time making fun of something that is usually pretty serious. I love the acting in this, still makes me giggle like 20 years later!

  5. It's unreasonable to take advantage of people to move your stuff. Pay the damn mover. Or don't move until you can afford it
    My "friend" asked me to move on a day that we planned a family outing to a theme park weeks in advance. Was not going to let the kids downs because she was too cheap
    ( very well off financially) to hire movers. I politely gave my regrets and explained why. Not only did she end our "friendship" over it, but she then tried to get my daughter kicked out of
    preschool because they were suddenly "full". It didn't work. So vindictive.

  6. no matter how many K&P vids come out they always find a twist that i never expect. its fuckin unreal god damn i miss them ๐Ÿ™

  7. When you say โ€˜time apartโ€™ to
    some girls it basically like leaving the hob on while going to the club…
    Your gonna be super drunk and your not gonna know what to do with fire

  8. When I ask anyone to help move.

    Things are boxed ready to go. Plenty of water. And weed. I tell em weed will be there too. Usually helps

    Terrible to force someone to help pack it all AND move it when you just ask for help moving it. Moving sucks man why you gotta make it worse for everyone like that?

  9. When you're in the office with earphones on trying to watch this and everybody just can't lower their voices.

  10. I used to sleep with a chick named Lisa, and she had a friend named Alex who used to fucking come help her move all the time. Do anything for her. Like anything. Nice guy. I used to just sleep with her. No type of relationship. Just friends with benefits. This dude used to ask me "Why don't she like me?" Lol. I literally used to tell him "Dude, your too fucking nice! You check her car out for her when it is acting up out of your own pocket. You help her move whenever she needs it. You give her advice about even relationships and guys. Your forever in the fucking friendzone man!" Then I told him I had been fucking her for like a year. Dude looked at me like he wanted to kill me. Then I told him why. I never went out of my way to do anything for the chick. I just told her she was sexy, and I wanted to fuck. Lol. This is the problem with today's generations. The good guys? They do, and they will finish last. This is a fact. The good girls? They are not usually really great looking. The wife material women? Are anywhere from a 5-7 on a looks scale. 8 if you get super fucking lucky, and even 8's are usually bitchy, and controlling all while being insecure, and psycho at times. The 9's, and 10's? Are superficial fuck toys, that are so high maintenance, and so self absorbed, that anyone who marries them will have immediately already signed up for a future split. Lol.

  11. Unless the move was totally unexpected, please plan ahead and get movers just like when you buy that flight ticket, plan for the Uber too. I'm not taking anyone to the airport at 6am.

  12. I love these guys ๐Ÿ˜‚; women stay away from these kind of boyfriends emphasis on BOY ๐Ÿ‘ฆ ๐Ÿ˜‚. This kind of man give real men a bad rep. This was a fine example.

  13. And this is why you should lock all doors to your house, only go out for food, avoid all eye contact and be an introvert, you cant be asked by friends to help move if you have no friends

  14. What's up hey I said what's up women be shopping women be shopping baby you can't stop a women shopping it's the turd cutter boi

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