Key & Peele – Obama and Luther’s Farewell Address – Uncensored

[“Hail to the Chief” playing]– Good evening,
my fellow Americans. You remember my anger
translator, Luther. – Why, hello. – Now, I’ve told Luther
that he can join me for this last address,
but that his being on his very best behavior
is crucial to healing the divide
in this country. – Keep it chill, Luther. Go against
every natural instinct in your body.
[inhales deeply] – Since we last spoke, the country has voted
for a new president. – Trump! – Here we go. – Oh, man. Come on.
Come on. Really? Talk about the Trump! How did this happen, man? Get the fuck… Y’all gonna vote for the dude
that’s gonna make America hate again? Don’t you understand? This is how
“The Hunger Games” starts! – Now, uh, it’s true. We all have to accept–
– Damn! – That…gonna have someone else
calling the shots. – Vladimir Putin, y’all! We got a naked Russki
on horseback gon’ be runnin’ the show.Spasibo,Russian motherfuckers. – It was a close election, but
the people have spoken. – Yeah, they voted for
Hillary Clinton, but then this outdated Electoral
College mumbo jumbo voodoo bullshit–I can’t even
make sense of this–really? – Now, it’s more imperative
than ever…– Come on!
– That we move on as a country united.
– United in the fact that we can’t fucking
stand each other. – Even as the country
adopts new policies, uh, on trade, immigration… – New policy:
the only good immigrant is a smokin’ hot white one. – Who plagiarizes speeches.
– Ooh. I said, “Bitch…” – Now, I have greatly enjoyed my time as your president. – Except when, um,
you know, um, let me think about,
let me think– when the Republicans wouldn’t
let me do shit, and then that one dude said
I wasn’t born here, and then y’all elected him,
so you know what? Didn’t love that part so much. So pretty much the beginning, middle, and the end sucked!
It sucked, man. – I have met with
President-elect Trump and have pledged my support
in his transition. – He doesn’t even want
the job, y’all. I saw it in his eyes.
The dude was shook. The only reason he ran
is because his factory in China made too many red hats. It’s the only… reason! – I assure you that if he succeeds,
we all succeed. – Unless he succeeds with
all the shit he promised to succeed with. In that case, we’re fucked! – And now,
a time-cherished tradition is that the outgoing president–
– Don’t say “Outgoing!” Don’t say “Outgoing!”
♪ La, la, la, la ♪ ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
Mama say, ma makossa ♪ – That’s me–
– Damn it. – Leaves the incoming president a little note in the desk
of the Oval Office. Of course, it’s completely
confidential– – “Go fuck yourself.”
– Until now. – Oh. That’s my bad. – To all of you out there who are afraid that your
way of life is under attack, remember that progress isn’t
always a straight line. – No, ’cause sometimes it’s
a line that goes like this. It goes: [gibberish] and then just goes
straight down for four fucking years! – Stay strong
and never stop standing up for what you believe in. – Uh, yes, I would like to book
a four-year stay for five at the Icehotel
in Sweden, please. – Sorry, five? – For Bo.
I mean, y’all are gonna take Bo. [chuckles]
[whispers] Make it six. – In summation: thanks, America. It’s been real.
It’s been good. But it ain’t been real good. – Apparently, orange is
the new black. Good luck with your health care,
assholes. I’m out.
– Peace.♪ ♪[music slowing]– I got my eye on you,

89 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Obama and Luther’s Farewell Address – Uncensored

  1. Can some one tell me how many people live in the USA so I can get tickets for all of us to go to Canada because this country is FUCKED

  2. God bless you Mr. Trump. You will win 2020 by the landslide. Always yours, "deplorable and uneducated" Sonny P.

  3. β€œ…plagerizes speeches.” Said the guy who can’t go a single speech without a TelePrompTer and 3 people writing ✍️ his speeches for him.

  4. When he kicked the trump pinata, I lossed itπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  5. All of their worry here proved false. I can tell this was after the bitter election. No Hunger game, America is prospering. The only dissent and violence is from left groups like Antifa and Progressive people in their many , MANY protest. Just an FYI I voted Democrat all my life but even I can see it is not bad at all. Heck Bush Era was the worse era witht he wars and pissing away Clinton 10 billion surplus.

  6. Love this video, but people are exaggerating their asses off about Trump being in office, we're all going to be fine. I mean shit we had W Bush in office and we survived that… Albeit losing many lives in the worst attack on American soil since Pearl Harbor. The important thing we have to remember is to love each other, you can hate the racists and you can hate the people that want to make everything child proof (Even the stuff that we adults are supposed to be enjoying not the kids), we all have to understand that there are people you cannot reason with, but for the most part Democrats and Republicans have relatively similar thoughts and are reasonable when you talk to them.

  7. Just about 4 years in and you can see how the entire situation was blown out of proportion. Trump isn’t the next Hitler everyone was shitting their pants about. Was he the best president? No. Was Obama? No. Was he the worst president? No. Was Obama? No. But Democrats will keep hating Republicans and Vice versa. No one can tolerate anyone and it’s not due to any single person, it’s just because of ourselves and our own intolerance

  8. I didn't vote for Trump. But Hillary would've been awful. She won the popular vote from drunk over priveledged white girls. I have to admit though…trump has done a lot more for veterans than any of the presidents in the last 20 years. so I'm selfishly saying Trump is alright. oh…and Obama single handedly created the biggest racial divide this country has seen in 60 years. He got elected an kept his job for 8 years and became a millionaire by making love to the race card.

  9. Obama: As my first act as President, I will be hiring an anger translator named Luther.
    Trump: As my first act as President, I will bomb a bunch of ISIS bases!
    Luther: Sh***t!

  10. His frustration is natural since He'd never expected in his wildest dreams that Trump could be President. Whatever it is I enjoyed myself.

  11. So we just gonna ignore the 10 rings on his hands lookin like bill russell?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  14. "The only reason he ran is because his factory in China made too many red hats." πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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