Indian Cab Ride | Angry Prash

[Intro] How many times have I told you?! My house is behind the vegetable market Where is your GPS Map?! Y’all don’t have any punctuality yet y’all want a 5 star rating Look in the GPS system and come fast. I have an interview at 12 pm Bro, what happened? Is everything ok? My interview is in 20 minutes This dumbfu*k has been playing hide and seek with me for the last 30 minutes I haven’t waited this long for my girlfriend my whole life as much I have to wait for these gOla and kUber drivers I’m telling you, in this generation, one thing more difficult than getting a girlfriend is… getting a cab driver [Phone chimes] The rider cancelled it?! A** CANCELLED IT!!! I’ll report him now…what’s his name? Vikas? [Meaning development] Then I can’t even expect him to come For the one you’ve waited for centuries… That fu*ker took a U-turn from your alley [Sir, where do you want to go?] Whenever I book a cab… the driver will call me and say ”Sir, where to?” Earlier, I used to travel by a rickshaw He always used to ask, “Sir, where to” Then I got frustrated and started travelling by cabs He too started asking the same question Then I left that too and started to book cabs online Still this a** asks the same question What do you think? I’ll keep this information a secret from you Sir, where do you want to go? No, I won’t tell you now. Go Sir, please answer the question No, I’m not in the mood right now Sir, why are you wasting time. Please tell Ok, first give me a kiss and then I’ll tell you When you book an kUber for the first time… their call centers will annoy you As soon as I book a can on kUber… they will call asking, “Sir, did you book a cab?” Then they will send an SMS for the same and they will send an email too Next, a messenger pigeon will come asking the same question Then the neighbors will come asking Next, Lord kUber will appear in your dreams with the OTP And there is way too much fuss about OTPs nowadays Want to book a cab? OTP Want to shop online? OTP Want to book a hotel? OTP Who invented this OTP?! If you say Newton did it then I will become a pigeon and poop on your head Up here, even flying horses have started to ask for an OTP Once I was asked for OTP in order to have sex WHAT?! After all this bullshit, we sat in the car 90% of the time you will get a driver who just wants to blab blab and blab and they only have one thing to say… “before coming into this business, I was an engineer.” Some will say they were a doctor Some will say they were a manager, some company’s CO Some will say a NASA scientist, an astronaut Who do y’all think you are? Johnny Sins,huh? That will do all the jobs simultaneously. And when I asked them why did they leave the job, they reply… “I didn’t find my mind’s peace there” “thats why I came here” “Here, I find freedom to work” “Freedom” You talk about freedom to a guy who suffered for 4 years due to engineering? I say these people’s p*nises should be hanged Too much of bullshit talk Whenever you book a cab from gOLA and kUBER, you will get a WagonR as a cab If you book a Micro, you will get a WagonR If you book a Mini, you will get a WagonR If you book a Prime, you will get a WagonR Even if you book a rickshaw, you will get a WagonR And it’s driver will say, “Remove one wheel, you will get a rickshaw” “but we will take you in a WagonR” No instead of writing Micro, Mini, Prime Taxi in the app and start writing Red WagonR, White WagonR, Black WagonR Why don’t you announce it as India”s national car Everywhere you see a WagonR in India If you get something for cheap, people are ready to eat sh*t in place of ice-cream “Tapu’s dad is Jethalal…” “Tapu’s dad is Jethalal…” “A** cheeks got red while sitting in a WagonR” Once I booked a ‘gOLA Share’ thought I would save up some money today by pooling When I looked in the app, it said “Now you are travelling with Rasika” After reading this I was happy I had already imagined Rasika in my head Like a hot girl in jeans, sitting in a car I put on my nice deodorant perfume and went down Then a White WagonR stopped in front of me in which a 100-150 kgs of a dumper is sitting Since when 50 year old women have the name ‘Rasika’ ?! All hopes of mine broke Bro, even I booked a ‘gOLA Share’ once Then? Lion didn’t come, only a yellow cab came Where’s my goddamn shoe! The world believes it’s greatest invention is GPS I believe it’s great But if you give a life-giving drink to a beggar he will still wipe his a** with it If you book a gOLA in a desert with only one building in it… They will come behind the building and say they can’t seem to find it When I went down to see, the fu*ker had parked the car in my swimming pool When I asked why he said the location showed it was there And some take forever to reach the location “Yes. Where are you?” “Sir, just two minutes, I’m arriving” “Where did you reach?” “Sir, just two minutes, I’m arriving” “It’s been such a long time, where are you?” “I’m just around the block, sir. I’m coming in two minuets” “Where did you reach?” “Sir, just two minuets I’m coming” “Oh God! Where did you reach?” “Sir, just two minuets I’m coming” “Dude, where did you reach?” “Sir, just two minuets I’m coming. Don’t worry” If you enjoyed this video, do leave a Like and Share it with your friends and Subscribe if you’re new If you re excited to know more about my life, then follow me on Instagram I will meet you in a new video with a new topic. Till then goodbye [ Subtitles and Outro by ]

100 thoughts on “Indian Cab Ride | Angry Prash

  1. Ya company driver ki marta ha fir driver customer ki jam k marta ha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ driver dukie to customers kasa ho ga suki ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  2. Vikas phir to iske ane ki koi uneed ni rakh sakta๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  3. Hahah! Tht wagnor thing… In Bangalore its always Indica…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค™๐Ÿป

  4. Bahut mast bolte ho prash bhai๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ.
    Aur ye cab walon se main bhi pareshaan hun, lode hamesha puchte hain kahan jaana hai.

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