HOW TO NOT PISS OFF ASIAN PEOPLE
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– Hi, I’m Mari Takahashi. – I am Olivia Sui. – BOTH: We are not
the same person. – We’re tired
of people confusing us. – But instead of getting mad,
we’re here to help. – By giving you guys
the simple dos and don’ts for… – BOTH: How to not
piss off Asian people. – First,
let’s talk about greetings. – You might not know
how to pronounce our names. – So, do just ask. – It’s weird for everyone
when you try and say our names
and then butcher them. – So, is it Olivia Soo-wai,
[buzzer] or Soo-wee,
[buzzer] or, uh, Soo-eye?
[buzzer] – Sui.
[ding] – Oh. – Okay, so, Mari Te-catch-a-he. – Close. Ta-ka-ha-shi.
It’s phonetic. – Well,
you said it was Japanese. – Zjhoon. Zhjay-woonah? Juh-zjuhn-joon. – No, it’s John. – What?
We have the same name! Am I Asian? Aw, I knew I was Asian!
Dude! Wha-ah! Dude, Jared!
I’m Asian, man! – Don’t fetishize Asian women.
Don’t call it “Yellow Fever.” – Yeah, why does it
have to be a disease? There is nothing sexy
about diseases. – What about…
[sexily]: Malaria. – Hmm,
I guess diseases are sexy. [sexily]: Chronic obstructive
pulmonary disease. Emphysema. Gonorrhea. – Nope. – Don’t pander to us. – And don’t try to one-up
our Asian-ness. – Oh, that’s right.
You’re Japanese. – Yeah! – Oh my God,
I went to Japan once. – Oh, no way! – Yes. – My uncle, he actually– – And I love anime, like,
so much. Like, oh my God, like,
こんにちは! (konnichiwa) [giggles] Like, the best, right? – Mm-hmm. – Anyways,
さようなら. (sayonara) – Do know that there are
a lot more countries in Asia other than,
China, Japan, Korea. – For example, India,
right, Monica? – Huh? [plop] – On that note,
don’t assume that we’re all from
the same country either. – Not all Asians
are the same. – You’d actually probably
really like my friend. – Oh?
– Yeah, she’s Korean. I mean, you might even
know her already. – I don’t know
every Asian person. – Her name’s Sarah Kim.
– Oh. I do know her. – And? – I like her. – Oh. – If you’re making a movie
about Asian people, don’t cast a white person
to play an Asian. – Cast me. – Or me! – Or me!
[crash] – OLIVIA: Please leave. – Uh-uh.
– Why? But I, you know, I can
こんにちは, I can do it. [mumbling] All right. Cool. Bye! – Bye, forever. – Don’t assume
we’re all good at math. – Yeah, that’s stereotyping. – 18% of half of $51 is–
– $4.59. [ding]
Damn it! – Don’t assume
we all know karate. – Yeah, that’s stereotyping.
[grunts] Ow, ow, ow. – What was that? – I thought the karate’s
inside me. – What? No! You have math.
We get one! – What do you have? – A sh*t ton of cute
backpacks! [kawaii music]
[girl speaking Japanese] – That’s a lot of dopes. – Yeah, do you think
it sounds too negative? – Maybe,
and we’re generalizing a lot, which is the exact thing
we don’t want people to do. – Right, so I guess
if you want to not piss off Asian people,
don’t be an asshole. – Or like, overall,
don’t be an asshole. – BOTH:
Don’t be an asshole. [kawaii music]
– GIRL: Hey! – COURTNEY: Wow, I love
this video. And Asians! Hey, if you want to watch
“One Letter Off Kids Shows,” tap that box on the left. Or if you want to see
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100 thoughts on “HOW TO NOT PISS OFF ASIAN PEOPLE

  1. Ive been Asian my whole life, lived in an Asian country for my whole life. I thought u guys were the same person lol.

  2. 1:55 there’s also

    Russia
    Turkey
    Mongolia
    Egypt (Its in two continents)
    Indonesia
    Vietnam
    South Korea (They Mention Korea but North Korea shows up)
    Thailand
    Malaysia
    Singapore
    Philippines
    Syria
    Cambodia
    Nepal
    Bangladesh
    Bhutan
    Laos
    Pakistan
    Sri Lanka

    Long Story Short

    Their are a lot of countries in Asia

  3. i have a asin friend but on discord and im from india and her name is bibie her youtube channel is lavender kay and pls help me pronounce her name

  4. Not gonna lie (please don’t get mad) but I thought Mari and Olivia were siblings for the longest time

  5. Looks like they don’t care about what happens between their countries in world war 2, it’s good that they don’t keep grudges from over 80 years ago

  6. Still confused, all Asian people still look alike and have weird names. You showed the map of North Korea, I don't want to think about fat midgets that have women hands.

  7. So, they are not the same person???

    Oh man!!! mind blowin!!!

    Not sure how to one up you…. 😏hmmm. I know a friends cousin of a friend that’s from Singapore that is friends with a South Korean which then is my friend that…. uhhhhhh. 😩Where was I? Hmm 🤔

    Seriously I like your videos though.

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  9. I can actually relate with the first one.
    Everytime there’s a substitute teacher she says my name vu-on when it’s vu-an

  10. I know exactly how to deal with this. I’m white and I have two best friends. One is black, the other is Asian. I know exactly how to not offend people. 👏😂

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