French Restaurant – Key & Peele
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– GOD, THIS PLACE IS SO NICE. – THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF
THE BEST FRENCH PLACES IN TOWN. – MM, I DID NOT REALIZE
THAT YOU WERE SO CULTURED. – YOU’RE SWEET. MY FRENCH IS PRETTY GOOD, SO I CAN ORDER FOR BOTH OF US. – OOH.
– IF YOU’D LIKE. – WELL, WELL, WELL. – BONJOUR. WELCOME TO CHEZ
DE LA NOTRE VENDRE, I AM YOUR WAITER
FOR THIS EVENING. MY NAME IS
JEAN-LUC DE LA PIERRE-RENAULT, BUT YOU MAY CALL ME JEAN. – BONJOUR, JEAN. – OOH, LOOK AT YOU. – IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS
ABOUT ANYTHING AT ALL I AM MORE THAN HAPPY
TO ASSIST YOU–TO ASSIST. – JEAN?
I GOT IT. MERCI BEAUCOUP.
– TRES BIEN. WELL, OUR FIRST SPECIAL TONIGHT
IS OUR POISSON DU JOUR. IT’S A LOUP DE MER PLUS
[speaking French], SERVED WITH
A [speaking French], THAT IS SERVED ON A BED OF
[speaking French] AND ALSO SERVED WITH
[speaking French] AND [speaking French]. – MMM.
– MMM. – YUM. – OUR SOUP TODAY IS
A [speaking French] WITH A–JUST A DASH OF
[speaking French] AND SERVED WITH MELTED
[speaking French]. – SOUP.
– YEAH. – OUR OTHER SEAFOOD TODAY– WE HAVE A VERY NICE
[speaking French], FROM THE [speaking French]
VALLEY IN [speaking French]. IT IS SERVED WITH A SIDE OF
[speaking French] [continues speaking French]
SAUCE. – MAN, IT’S JUST,
I’M A LITTLE BIT OVERWHELMED. – HA-HA, YEAH, YES. OH, GOD,
I’M SO GLAD YOU SAID THAT. I WAS ABOUT TO SAY
THE SAME THING. – SO YOU WOULD RECOMMEND GETTING
THE [speaking French] WITH THE, UM…
OOH, I’M SORRY, IS THE [speaking French] IN A HEAVY
[speaking French] SAUCE? – OH, NO, NO, NO. IT’S MORE LIKE A
[speaking French] SAUCE. – WHAT DO YOU THINK? I’M GONNA DEFER TO HIM
ON THIS ONE, BECAUSE HE KNOWS THIS STUFF
WAY BETTER THAN I DO. – OH, YES.
MONSIEUR? – WHAT? UM, YEAH.
WE’RE–WE’LL HAVE THE… SWUND–UH, THE– [nasal honking] I’M– SHHNN. [speaking gibberish] WE’LL TRY THE FLEUR– [speaking gibberish] IT’S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU.
HAVE A LOVELY DINNER.

60 thoughts on “French Restaurant – Key & Peele

  1. Mekia Cox is stunning and hilarious, her eyebrow raise in the Ricky Martin sketch makes it my favourite Key and Peele sketch so far!

  2. I am French and couldn’t understand this either—it is a joke. You can’t be mixing both French and English like that and at the end no one knows what you said.

  3. I love when the people who do subtitles decide to [speaks foreign language] instead of translating or at least writing what the actor is saying so that we can at least learn the proper way to write the word being spoken in foreign language.

    Its like, if you are not going to translate, at least write it down. I think it was Cast Away the first time i saw this, when selecting English Subtitles and get [Speaks Russian]….thanks didnt realize that without having it written down….

  4. My wife and I just got back from France, she had been telling me that she aced 4 years of French. We got there, the waiter uttered one sentence, she had no idea what he said. 🇺🇸

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