Engineer Zinda Hai | Angry Prash

4 year is finished and not any company is coming Who will give us the job? Half semester is done and standing on the line of exam former scholarship form Who will fill the 75% attendant? Exam is on and this ruthless p***y teachers are giving us assignment on and on Who will study?
Who will get “Backlog”? from these In the feeding fever who will jerked off? Bhai!!!
The engineer is alive Tell me one thing How much does an engineer have to endure in 4 years 48 subjects
and it have 48 theory exam 48 practical exam
48 viva after that 48,000 pages assignment for that 48 subjects 100 type of form in 4 years Exam form, scholarship form, d*** and d**h form They need all the certificates in them. Income certificate, Cast certificate, School leaving certificate Birth certificate, I’m alive certificate, My stand on certificate and after that in the free time exam tension results tension, Job tension Tension of “girl”,
“Girls” tension of tension Tell me one thing what’s the meaning of Engineer? They have make people life’s easier but here engineer’s life is complicated So why they make people life easier? if our country student come out as an Engineer That mean you are telling a donkey to run in a horse race An American 10th pass student have that much knowledge which our Graduated engineer don’t have Why????
Because we waste out 4 year only for writing assignment and waste in the forms filling lines Nah… That’s not Digital India Tomorrow was my viva
External asked Tell me, what did study?
Ummmmm!!! Production System OK! What is the sperm count of a normal human? you f***
Did you play car in mechanical with sperm count? I said production system not human reproductive system Later, it was revealed that medical collage’s external come to our collage by mistake And our mechanic’s donkey was going to him. So, Tell me, What did you study? Sir, human reproductive system.
OK!! Where does it involve screwdriver? 😨😨😨 “Ohhh My Godddd ” Every year 15 to 20 lakh students take admision for engineering. Tell me any one We write thousands of page assignments in this 4 years We have benefit to this
NAH… No benefit Come on, we also wrote the assignment and went to the teachers So they tell us make borders using scratch pen, make underline Do beautiful handwriting This is the assignment. Not your daughter’s wedding card And after two years you will be cleaning your sons shit using this assignment If any teacher is watching this video then listen I’ll add the hat in front of you Stop the scandal of these assignments Will you survive, will you k*** me? When we find our result Then those relatives whom we left in the Kumbhs fair I do not know how did they get my number!! But they call us to know how was my result is You VII fail
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keep phone, or else I will burst inside You see the medical student, after the collage they will meet you as a doctor Air force people will always be seen as pilots But Engineer
The engineer is such a wild creature Alcoholware, papery, grapefruit, thief robber, businessman, watchmen, superman spiderman, ironman,Goon, superstar, pornstar, Beggars Will look in all but never seen as an engineer These breeds do not know they spent 4 years and spent millions of rupees and don’t know what they are studying What is our existence?
Control Bhai… Control If life is running with “backlog” the the engineer is alive Have left the hope of job and girls the engineer is alive Shake shake hands have gone Taking Internal Marks by Licking Teacher’s Soles the engineer is alive Your life is flagged. Still proud living by understanding that the engineer is alive Even if listening to something like this, Emotional loving people are hitting like button the engineer is alive

100 thoughts on “Engineer Zinda Hai | Angry Prash

  1. Mechanical engineer who is least interested in engineering ๐Ÿ˜‚..
    Dil pe laga yeh video…. Bc saab clg main yahi haal hai… Kutch nai ho sakta engineers ka๐Ÿ˜…..

  2. Agriculture, Dairy fields full of scope but are empty.There is scarcity of doctors, designers,(fashion, home,offices) but everybody wants to be an engineer. Then blame govt for unemployment, engineer job deficiency is now everywhere in the world.

  3. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ“ฃโค๏ธ เคฎเคพเคนเฅ‹เคฒ เคญเคพเคŠ
    All Mechanical engineers like Thoko Here

  4. Control bhai control. Assignment hi likh Raha tha fir socha ki bhai ka video dekh lu … Aab Zinda hu๐Ÿ™‚aur ha sach mein engineer logo ki zindegi jhand hai๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Prash bhai just loved your videos….thank you so much for entertaining us
    BTW from which college u completed your engenerring

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