– Honey, you’re in a safe space. If you’re really feeling something, you should just let it out. – I feel like we are from
two different worlds. (chuckles) – Ya think? – Can I talk please? – Talk.
– It’s my turn. – Go on, talk. – We are from two different worlds– – Yes, ’cause see, I’m from Earth. You can open up any map
and find New Orleans. Now, this nonspecific ethnic dude’s from, where is it again, honey? – Maldonia.
– Maldonia. – You don’t want to share
a bed with me anymore? – You keep the thermostat
set to 65 degrees! I’m freezing my cannonballs off! – Every since the kids were born, we just never do anything for us anymore. – We used to take carpet
out to see the world. – Yeah. – Now, the only time
carpet sees any action is schlepping the kids from school, to fire walking class. Fire walking class– – No one tells you when you’re a parent, you’re going to become
an Uber driver one day. – It’s okay, honey.
This is– – You were hotter as a guy. – (sighs)
– You are so negative. Our son can be anything
that he wants to be. I mean, sure, he’s not the
sharpest saber in the palace– – Wonder where he gets that from. – What did you say? – Have you ever heard of Maldonia? I haven’t. I Google Earthed it and
it was right next to… Nowhere! It was nowhere. – It’s like Europish. – [Tiana] Mm-hm. – Better. It’s a lot better. – Really?
– Yeah. – Really, this is, really, okay. – [Shang] You feel better? – Do you feel better? – I’m saying that his
grandfather’s pushing 80 and he still plays with toys. And his mother couldn’t recognize a guy she spent all night with
because he put on a shirt. – And a turban. You also put on a turban. – It’s a hat, it just, it’s a hat. – That cast a shadow on your face. I couldn’t see him. – Doesn’t make you a different person. – Oh, and don’t get me started on the snoring and sleep apnea. – I’m using the breathing strips. – Me too. I use them as tape over my eardrums. It’s like sharing captain’s
quarters with a damn polar bear. – It’s beautiful. – Is it? – Yes. It’s hard to find because
it’s, uh, sort of like that mysterious place in the
“Black Panther” movie. Forgot the name of that place. – Wakanda? – Bless you. It was, start with a W or something. – Name the last time I was
in your Cave of Wonders. – [Jasmine] Uh– – Exactly. I’ve been spanking the monkey so much, I’ve nicknamed my junk Abu. (mimics monkey screeching) – Stop. Stop. – It eventually does.