– What good is it being
married to a prince when I’m neck-deep in beignet batter and drowning in gumbo, feeding tourists? – You said this was your dream. – I said my dream was to get paid, okay? Not slave away in some hot kitchen while you pluck away at a toy guitar. – Oh, my god. It is a ukulele. – A ukulele, okay. Well, maybe you need to be more focused on taking care of your wife and the bills. – If it were any tighter, it’d be spandex. – I was a little nervous, but I figured, hello, I totally saved China. How hard can this be? (laughs) Yeah, this is much harder. – Do we do ritualistic suicides here, or is that only in Japan? (sighs) – We used to go to brunch, antiquing, raping, and pillaging. (chuckles) Don’t you miss that? ♪ A whole new world ♪ ♪ A more realistic point of view ♪ ♪ Someone to avoid in halls ♪ ♪ Who busts my balls ♪ ♪ And gives me crap for simply breathing ♪ – It’s not an addiction. – It’s an addiction. – It’s not an addiction. It’s a little frog porn. It’s no big deal. – Sometimes, me thinks
if I had the choice of spending time with you or getting eaten by that crocodile, I would’ve jumped into the water while wringing that damn Tinker Bell! ♪ A whole new world ♪ ♪ Disappointing fate I never knew ♪ ♪ I hate the way you chew your food ♪ ♪ Never in the mood ♪ ♪ Curse Allah, getting stuck
in this world with you ♪ – Kermit’s third cousin
Derek did one called Rainblow Connection.
(exhales) Dude is hung like a toad. ♪ To defeat the Huns ♪ – We took your advice to try and “spice it up”. So while I was on his stern, I reach around to his bow, and used me wrong hand. (shudders) He wasn’t circumcised before we started. (sighs) (sighs) – They were good times. Good times. ♪ Unremarkable sex ♪ Mm-hm. ♪ Strong detestable feelings ♪ ♪ Boring, grumbling, and screaming ♪ ♪ Through an endless joyless life ♪ ♪ A whole new world ♪
♪ I’m so dead deep inside ♪ ♪ Hundred guys I’d rather see ♪
♪ Being homeless was better ♪ – Really? – Way better. – Well, we can still make it happen.