100 thoughts on “Bible Games 3 – Angry Video Game Nerd – Episode 106

  1. Whose ass have I taken ? Well that’s because I was Riding upon his ass, since he’s a dumb ass

    Life gets complicated sometimes

  2. Lol I got Bible Adventures for NES when I was like 6. I played it a lot and I never noticed that it sucked. Haha… It will always have a nostalgia factor for me.

  3. 12:32 It would be Sahara (or some other desert) in night. Deserts are pretty freezing in the night. But have no idea where the ice comes from.

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  5. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  6. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  7. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  8. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  9. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  10. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  11. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  12. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  13. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  14. HEY NERD YOU FORGOT A COUPLE!
    Yes it's true, you missed a couple Bible Games & we demand a part 4!
    'The Bible Game' was on Gameboy Advance, Play Station 2 & X Box. The Gameboy Advance version is drastically different than The Bible Game on the PS2 (and Xbox). So WE ALL expect both versions to be covered!
    The GBA version of the game is an action/adventure romp with some occasional trivia questions. At the start of the game, you are allowed the choice of picking a boy, or girl to play with. From there, the player goes on a quest for the armor of God. 
    The PS2 & Xbox versions are a trivia game.
    There are many more but most are old computer/DOS games & I'll let you slide on those.

  15. The one about Noah is true he have to put everyone in the shelter from the rain like bugs bears people everything got to go in the shelter except for Noah because he been punished by God for eating a fruit from the tree even though God told them not to so it been raining for 40 days and nights in a row and never stop raining until it have been 40 days

  16. SATAN inspired the creation of these games to give people one more reason to hate GOD!
    WISDOM TREE… pretty sure the Bible starts with GOD telling Adam and Eve not to fuck with something that had a similar name!

  17. These have the LJN curse all over them. LJN seems to prefer gimmick over story which is why Back to the Future doesn't feel like a Back to the Future game.

    To make David vs Goliath better you would need to have a relatively simple understanding/knowledge of the story. David was chosen by God, however, David did go through some trials that "trained" him for the main event. So, how would the game pan out? Basically collecting sheep, while fighting sheep's natural predators.

    The bible says that David fought and killed a lion and a bear so those could be bosses to fight at the end of the stages.

    The end boss would, of course, be Goliath. And in somewhat of a Mario vs Bowser fashion, you'd have to stun Goliath 3 times to then do additional damage. All while dodging attacks and, if you want to take certain liberties with the store, throw in some soldiers for added difficulty.

    There. Now someone who knows how to program make it happen lol

    I've actually tried to make games using Game Maker but I suck at drawing sprites (not to mention creating elaborate levels). So if I do end up making this game it'll probably look like an NES game. lol

  18. Actually there is a way to Identify a birds gender, females are usually less colorful and smaller

    Males are larger and more colorful

  19. Holly shit what the fuck kid wants to play bible games thank God for doom doom 2 doom 3 2016 and doom eternal and qwake halo dead space extra

  20. AVGN has always been very neutral and respectful when it comes to religion and politics. Notice in the video he never attacks religion. He jokes but is never divisive about anything.

  21. Fun Fact: It takes 76 Batteries to get through the whole bible on a gameboy

    Usually people read about an hour of the bible a day

    Gameboy battery life is 20 hours on average

    Every 19 days you would have to replace the batteries

    19 X 4 = 76

    Bam quick math for ya

  22. Pointless fact: the word “ass” was originally another word for “donkey.” Now it means “butt.” Either way, being called an ass is still bad.

  23. Has anyone, ANYONE realized yet; that the "Cosmo Cop" robot portrait is basically a ripoff of a GUNDAM? xD
    I would adventure and say its… the "Gundam F90".

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