It’s $105,000 and this happens to be one of
the fastest production cars on the planet. 0 to 60 in four seconds, sweetie.
This is a limited edition. You damn right, it’s limited. No cup holder, no backseat…
Just a shiny dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin’ the fuck along. Oh, damn… Sorry. [Engine revs up / brakes screech] Get it. [Burnett] But can’t you see, I can’t get down there. You’ve got an engineering flaw up in here,
my shit ain’t goin’ down up in there. Go. Titty-titty, strutty-strutty. [Black carjacker] Go on. Make ’em
want it. Make ’em want it. [Lowrey] You know what, I ain’t your wife to
be cleaning up after your little filthy ass– [Burnett] You watch my hand, okay? My shit can’t get down there,
and when it does, it gets stuck. Now what do you come up with? You got dis shit. Nah, y-you gon’ get that fry. This ain’t no goddamn Denny’s; don’t eat in my– [Burnett] I wouldn’t be buyin’ no shit from Denny’s anyway!
I don’t like the way we’ve been treated. They bit, Jack. Let’s gank these fools. [Burnett] Yeah, you ain’t interested
in the damn fry; you all up in that. Get out of the car, man. Shit. The *fuck*?? Me and my team have had a big week,
so just get the fuck out of the car. Damn… What are you weighin’, 350? I bet you a big Popeye chicken-eatin’ motherfucker, ain’t you? Hey, hey. [Jack] Get the fuck out.
[Burnett] Why I always got to get the big, *thick* motherfuckers? [Burnett] Why I always got to get the big, *thick* motherfuckers? [Jack] Get out of the car now! Alright, alright, alright! [BC] I’ll split your wig.
[Burnett] Okay? Alright, hold on. [Lowrey] Now– now this is some funny shit. [BC] Shut up!
[Lowrey] Now– now this is some funny shit. Let me tell you how bad a day you’re havin’: RIght now, you’re jackin’ a couple cops. Oh yeah? Well I’m a stand-up comedian… …and I *suck*! That’s why I need your car! Look, I ain’t no Wesley Snipes.
I just hang out with stupid-ass friends, that drive stupid-ass cars that attract
a lotta motherfuckin’ attention! You know what? I need to jump over this car and *smack*
you in your peasy-ass head, that’s what I need to do. Well, you know what? You’re arguing over a motherfuckin’ [Burnett] French fry! It’s a fry, man!
[Lowrey] It’s not about the French fry, it’s about your lack of respect for other people’s property! Hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey-hey! SHUT THE FUCK UP! [BC] Shut up! Shut up!
[Burnett] This shit is stupid! Hold it– [Jack] Quit yapping!
[Burnett] Hold the *fuck* on! Alright, now – you want some bad enough, then come get some! [Lowrey] You want some?!
Alright, now – you want some bad enough, then come get some! Alright, now – you want some bad enough, then come get some! Ergh! Ungh! Aagh! You like that shit?! Wesley Snipes, Passenger 57! Now give me a motherfuckin’ handy-wipe! Now let’s hear one of those jokes, bitch.